articpolar:

tie dying shirts with the blood of your unfollowers


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jesussbabymomma:

HOW IS IT 2 AM ALREADY IT WAS 1998 TWO SECONDS AGO


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Isabelle Sophia Lightwood


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  • Cat:
  • Me: are you mcgonagall
  • Cat:

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vonizzix:

emifail:

p-sanmiguel:

ohshietnigguh:

thatsthepowerofpinesolbaby:

omg this girl putting on makeup on her husband

i can’t stop laughing at his face

omfg

his reaction when he saw his face at the end omfg i couldnt stop laughing

omfg he has the funniest reactions holy shit the end tho

“baby you said i look beautiful. were you lying?”


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kawaiicornsnake:

kawaiicornsnake:

I think the real question is why should a girl shave, preen and diet herself into oblivion for a guy in sweatpants and a t shirt who hasn’t trimmed his pubes in 3 years

Please stop reblogging this I’m scared a social justice warrior is gonna find it and realise I’m a boy


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  • everyone: are you okay
  • everyone: you look tired
  • everyone: you look upset
  • everyone: you look confused
  • everyone: are you mad at me
  • everyone: what happened to you
  • everyone: are you sick
  • me: IT'S MY FACE

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poopflow:

cause of death: second hand embarrassment 

(Source: poopflow)


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